1 00:00:03,283 --> 00:00:06,275 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:24,771 NARRATOR: Man lives in the sunlit world 3 00:00:24,771 --> 00:00:29,231 of what he believes to be reality. 4 00:00:30,744 --> 00:00:34,181 But... there is, 5 00:00:34,181 --> 00:00:38,719 unseen by most, an underworld. 6 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:42,389 A place that is just as real 7 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:46,493 but not as brightly lit. 8 00:00:46,493 --> 00:00:49,257 A dark side. 9 00:01:05,946 --> 00:01:08,938 (''We Wish You a Merry Christmas'' playing) 10 00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:21,817 (melody fades into haunting counterpoint melody) 11 00:01:28,402 --> 00:01:29,528 (shatters) 12 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:41,404 (bubbling) 13 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:49,912 (rapid bubbling) 14 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:55,429 MAN: ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 15 00:01:55,429 --> 00:01:58,523 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la ♪ 16 00:02:03,069 --> 00:02:06,473 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 17 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:09,843 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la ♪ 18 00:02:09,843 --> 00:02:12,379 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 19 00:02:12,379 --> 00:02:14,881 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la ♪ 20 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:17,315 ♪ La, la, la, la, la... ♪ 21 00:02:19,186 --> 00:02:20,687 (knocks on wall) 22 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:22,155 Well, house like this, 23 00:02:22,155 --> 00:02:25,852 you've got to expect the foundation to settle a bit. 24 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:28,361 Just going to have to do something 25 00:02:28,361 --> 00:02:30,197 about that one of these days. 26 00:02:30,197 --> 00:02:32,927 (humming ''Deck the Halls'') 27 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:36,602 (continues humming, then stops abruptly) 28 00:02:38,171 --> 00:02:40,540 Oh, dear. 29 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,531 What a mess. 30 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:45,879 (grunts) 31 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:49,516 Must be those damn raccoons again, huh? 32 00:02:49,516 --> 00:02:53,612 l'm going to have to put a screen on top of that chimney. 33 00:02:55,622 --> 00:02:58,525 Really going to have to shore up the foundations. 34 00:02:58,525 --> 00:03:00,193 Oh, well. 35 00:03:00,193 --> 00:03:02,821 Que será será. 36 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,427 Damn. 37 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:14,234 (sighs) 38 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:20,180 Boiled fish again. 39 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:24,446 Well... have to replace that thermostat, that's all. 40 00:03:25,852 --> 00:03:29,618 Well, if it isn't one thing, it's another, hmm? 41 00:03:31,124 --> 00:03:33,393 Oh, that's convenient! 42 00:03:33,393 --> 00:03:36,696 l've been meaning to rearrange these books, anyway. 43 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:38,565 Let's see. 44 00:03:38,565 --> 00:03:42,335 How should l rearrange them? 45 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:44,037 By author? 46 00:03:44,037 --> 00:03:45,272 No. 47 00:03:45,272 --> 00:03:46,740 By title, hmm? 48 00:03:46,740 --> 00:03:48,608 (chuckling) 49 00:03:48,608 --> 00:03:50,911 Maybe by color, huh? 50 00:03:50,911 --> 00:03:52,979 (woman humming ''Deck the Halls'') 51 00:03:52,979 --> 00:03:55,048 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la-la, la, la ♪ 52 00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:56,716 (humming continues) 53 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:58,018 No. 54 00:03:58,018 --> 00:03:59,953 Amanda. 55 00:03:59,953 --> 00:04:01,655 Oh...! 56 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,213 Damn. 57 00:04:04,591 --> 00:04:07,389 (growling, snarling) 58 00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:10,430 Dad! 59 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:12,065 Merry Christmas. 60 00:04:12,065 --> 00:04:13,800 Amanda, you're supposed to be 61 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,368 spending Christmas with your mother. 62 00:04:15,368 --> 00:04:16,503 What's the matter? 63 00:04:16,503 --> 00:04:17,871 Aren't you glad to see me? 64 00:04:17,871 --> 00:04:19,573 Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. Of course. Delighted. 65 00:04:19,573 --> 00:04:21,474 -lt's just that... -Just what? 66 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:25,011 lt's just that l'm surprised to see you-- that's all. 67 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:27,180 Look, l've been having a difficult time lately. 68 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:30,183 Everything is so... unpredictable. 69 00:04:30,183 --> 00:04:31,751 Well, l couldn't stand the idea 70 00:04:31,751 --> 00:04:33,520 of you spending Christmas all alone. 71 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,722 Well, l'm not really alone. 72 00:04:35,722 --> 00:04:39,693 l mean, l-l mean, l don't mind really being alone. 73 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:42,629 l was beginning to think you didn't want me here. 74 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:44,030 Oh, honey, don't. 75 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,832 Don't ever say that. 76 00:04:45,832 --> 00:04:47,534 So, smile. 77 00:04:47,534 --> 00:04:48,969 You're allowed to smile. 78 00:04:48,969 --> 00:04:50,493 Where's your Christmas spirit? 79 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,542 l did buy a turkey. 80 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:58,745 And l got the tree out, and l decorated it. 81 00:04:58,745 --> 00:05:01,648 You did the tree all by yourself? 82 00:05:01,648 --> 00:05:03,309 (laughs) 83 00:05:04,951 --> 00:05:06,252 l got to see it. 84 00:05:06,252 --> 00:05:09,221 Amanda! Amanda! 85 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:18,164 God, what happened? 86 00:05:18,164 --> 00:05:19,799 Oh, oh, that? 87 00:05:19,799 --> 00:05:21,301 Well, you know me. 88 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:22,569 You know how clumsy l am. 89 00:05:22,569 --> 00:05:24,738 l'm always knocking something over. 90 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:26,940 This isn't like you at all. 91 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:28,608 Well, it was just a couple of accidents-- 92 00:05:28,608 --> 00:05:30,110 nothing to really worry about. 93 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,945 (growling, plate shattering) 94 00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,146 Dad! 95 00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:35,181 lt's okay. lt's okay, baby. 96 00:05:35,181 --> 00:05:37,884 lt's just the foundation settling-- that's all. 97 00:05:37,884 --> 00:05:40,754 Dad, there's something seriously wrong here. 98 00:05:40,754 --> 00:05:42,322 No. 99 00:05:42,322 --> 00:05:44,057 No, l don't think so. 100 00:05:44,057 --> 00:05:46,059 Listen, l got an idea. 101 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:49,129 Why don't l make you a nice cup of hot chocolate, huh? 102 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:52,132 Nothing cheerful as a cup of hot chocolate, is there? 103 00:05:52,132 --> 00:05:53,700 Come on. 104 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,402 Come. 105 00:05:55,402 --> 00:05:57,302 (whispers): Come on. 106 00:06:02,509 --> 00:06:05,501 (snarling) 107 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:10,149 (shrieking) 108 00:06:12,919 --> 00:06:14,910 (growling) 109 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:20,994 -What was that? -What was that? 110 00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:22,328 l told you-- it's nothing. 111 00:06:22,328 --> 00:06:24,064 lt's just the house settling-- that's all. 112 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:26,933 No, no, it... it sounded like some animal. 113 00:06:26,933 --> 00:06:27,934 Look. 114 00:06:27,934 --> 00:06:29,202 l told you. 115 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:30,437 Oh, oh, those. 116 00:06:30,437 --> 00:06:32,372 Those are old marks, honey. 117 00:06:32,372 --> 00:06:33,707 Ah, come on. 118 00:06:33,707 --> 00:06:35,375 Let's have that cup of hot chocolate, 119 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,210 and then we'll stuff the turkey. 120 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,979 Hey, l've got something that l was going to... 121 00:06:39,979 --> 00:06:42,582 l was going to deliver it over to your mother's house. 122 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:44,017 (chuckling): Dad. 123 00:06:44,017 --> 00:06:45,251 Go on, open it. 124 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,549 lt's Christmas Eve-- or it will be soon. 125 00:06:48,722 --> 00:06:50,553 (Amanda chuckles) 126 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:56,563 (gasps) Dad, they're beautiful. 127 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:58,698 They're not real, but the jeweler says... (clicks tongue) 128 00:06:58,698 --> 00:07:01,868 ''Only an expert can tell the difference.'' 129 00:07:01,868 --> 00:07:03,169 Oh. 130 00:07:03,169 --> 00:07:05,071 Dad, l love you! 131 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:07,073 (carolers singing ''Angels We Have Heard on High'' outside) 132 00:07:07,073 --> 00:07:09,242 Hey, it's the carolers from St. Anne's. 133 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:12,746 ♪ And the mountains in reply ♪ 134 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:16,416 ♪ Echoing their joyous strains... ♪ 135 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:18,251 lt wouldn't be Christmas without them, huh? 136 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:19,919 -(Amanda chuckling) -Come on. 137 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:22,455 Let's go to the front door and sing with them. 138 00:07:22,455 --> 00:07:24,791 -Come on. -(chuckling): Okay. 139 00:07:24,791 --> 00:07:26,960 ♪ ln Excelsis Deo ♪ 140 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,094 ♪ Glo... ♪ 141 00:07:28,094 --> 00:07:31,631 Make them stop! l'm losing my mind! 142 00:07:31,631 --> 00:07:33,666 ♪ ...Oria ♪ 143 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:34,968 ♪ ln Excelsis Deo... ♪ 144 00:07:34,968 --> 00:07:37,771 Lord Beelzebub, help me! 145 00:07:37,771 --> 00:07:39,739 Hear my plea! 146 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:43,309 ♪ Angels we have heard on high ♪ 147 00:07:43,309 --> 00:07:47,013 ♪ Sweetly singing o'er the plains ♪ 148 00:07:47,013 --> 00:07:50,750 -♪ And the mountains in reply ♪ -(rumbling) 149 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:53,082 ♪ Echoing their... ♪ (singing fades) 150 00:07:55,121 --> 00:07:56,122 (rumbling continues) 151 00:07:56,122 --> 00:07:58,989 (whips cracking) 152 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:03,897 Beelzebub! 153 00:08:03,897 --> 00:08:06,032 My Lord, you heard me. 154 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:09,569 We hear all suffering in the depths, demon. 155 00:08:09,569 --> 00:08:11,771 Every sigh. 156 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:13,907 Every tear. 157 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:16,576 Every complaint. 158 00:08:16,576 --> 00:08:19,212 That's what makes it Hell. 159 00:08:19,212 --> 00:08:21,014 l'm honored beyond all demons. 160 00:08:21,014 --> 00:08:22,348 Don't be. 161 00:08:22,348 --> 00:08:25,418 l just came up here to shut you up. 162 00:08:25,418 --> 00:08:28,822 All Hell is murky with the echo of your yattering. 163 00:08:28,822 --> 00:08:34,427 But my Lord, this... this man, he's... he's some kind of saint. 164 00:08:34,427 --> 00:08:36,062 l'll never snatch his soul. 165 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:37,764 He's not a saint. 166 00:08:37,764 --> 00:08:39,833 He's a pickle salesman. 167 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:43,169 But he'll break, like all the rest. 168 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:46,639 First, he'll admit the presence of evil. 169 00:08:46,639 --> 00:08:50,877 And then he'll lose faith in the existence of good. 170 00:08:50,877 --> 00:08:55,181 And next, he'll start to question his fate 171 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:59,185 and ask, ''Why me?'' 172 00:08:59,185 --> 00:09:03,957 And finally, he'll curse God. 173 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:07,227 And then... he's mine. 174 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,062 -(thunder crashing) -Not this one. 175 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:11,397 l've tried everything. 176 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:14,734 l sent such lustful dreams to his wife, 177 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,670 till one day he walked in on her and his best friend. 178 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:20,607 -(carolers hum ''Silent Night'') -And what did he do? 179 00:09:20,607 --> 00:09:24,110 He said, ''Que será será.'' 180 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:26,012 ltalian. 181 00:09:26,012 --> 00:09:28,715 A charm against disappointment. 182 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:31,784 ''What will be, will be.'' 183 00:09:31,784 --> 00:09:35,555 Then l put his cat in the microwave. 184 00:09:35,555 --> 00:09:36,556 (chuckles) 185 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:38,091 My masterpiece. 186 00:09:38,091 --> 00:09:42,328 Fur and cat brains all over the kitchen walls. 187 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:45,398 You must try harder. 188 00:09:45,398 --> 00:09:47,634 Let me touch him, just once. 189 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:48,668 Please. 190 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,169 No. 191 00:09:50,169 --> 00:09:53,139 There are rules, demon. 192 00:09:53,139 --> 00:09:55,975 Even for us. 193 00:09:55,975 --> 00:09:58,945 A fingernail in the eye. 194 00:09:58,945 --> 00:10:02,115 Did you learn nothing at the academy? 195 00:10:02,115 --> 00:10:03,548 (flame whooshes) 196 00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:07,646 Read it, Yattering. 197 00:10:09,656 --> 00:10:12,625 (carolers continue humming ''Silent Night'') 198 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:16,462 ''Treaty of Job. 6522 B.C. 199 00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:20,133 ''Rule one-- 'Thou shalt not touch.''' 200 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,568 And the penalty, name it. 201 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:25,038 ''To become a slave.'' 202 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:26,972 Exactly so. 203 00:10:32,412 --> 00:10:34,247 You have your instructions. 204 00:10:34,247 --> 00:10:37,050 Break his pathetic human heart. 205 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,952 Crush his sanity. 206 00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:41,721 Drive him to suicide any way you can. 207 00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:46,159 But don't touch. 208 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:47,827 lt's impossible. 209 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:53,132 Do it, or suffer eternally in his place. 210 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:55,168 Oh, no. Not that. 211 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:57,370 Please, it's not fair. 212 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:00,173 Don't fail. 213 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:05,812 Eternity is a long, long, long... 214 00:11:05,812 --> 00:11:08,047 long time. 215 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:10,174 (thunder crashing) 216 00:11:14,687 --> 00:11:18,885 No, no, don't leave me. 217 00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:24,163 (carolers humming ''Silent Night'') 218 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:25,721 Make them stop! 219 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:30,036 Make them shut up! 220 00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,027 (humming ''Silent Night'') 221 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:39,178 Thank you. That was lovely. 222 00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:42,382 Oh, yeah, yes, that was very, very nice, yes. 223 00:11:42,382 --> 00:11:44,050 Something for the homeless? 224 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:48,146 Oh, yes, yes, of course, of course. 225 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,791 We'll see you next year, huh? 226 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,860 Thank you. 227 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:56,662 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 228 00:11:56,662 --> 00:11:58,831 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 229 00:11:58,831 --> 00:12:00,733 ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ 230 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,869 ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ 231 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:07,340 ♪ Good tidings we bring to you and your kin ♪ 232 00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:11,106 ♪ Good tidings at Christmas and a happy New Year... ♪ 233 00:12:12,779 --> 00:12:14,041 (shivers) 234 00:12:21,087 --> 00:12:22,889 What's that smell? 235 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:25,591 Like rotten eggs. 236 00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,855 l imagine it's just the drains. 237 00:12:32,031 --> 00:12:35,489 l'll have a plumber in to see about them. 238 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:40,332 (grunting) 239 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,830 There's something alive in there! 240 00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:49,649 You see, Amanda, it's probably just a raccoon. 241 00:12:49,649 --> 00:12:51,742 (turkey gobbling) 242 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,562 (gobbling continues) 243 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,267 (screams) 244 00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:21,640 (gobbling stops) 245 00:13:23,483 --> 00:13:25,351 lt's okay. lt's okay, honey. 246 00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:26,486 See? lt stopped. 247 00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:27,787 My God. 248 00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:29,388 My fault. 249 00:13:29,388 --> 00:13:31,224 l should have gotten a frozen turkey. 250 00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:33,693 l mean, this one is... is too fresh. 251 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:35,294 Dad, this is no time for jokes. 252 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,464 l'm sure there's a rational explanation for everything. 253 00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:40,433 What, the foundation's settling? 254 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:43,836 Well, maybe Santa Claus is playing tricks this year, 255 00:13:43,836 --> 00:13:46,639 and he got Christmas mixed up with Halloween. 256 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:48,274 (chuckles) 257 00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,809 You look pale. 258 00:13:49,809 --> 00:13:52,044 Let me pour you a brandy. 259 00:13:52,044 --> 00:13:53,946 Why can't you be serious? 260 00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:55,448 This is happening now. 261 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:59,018 This is not some crazy story someone's making up. 262 00:13:59,018 --> 00:14:01,254 l am serious about the brandy. 263 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:02,448 Dad. 264 00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:10,630 Look, Amanda, the only possible explanation 265 00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:13,166 is too preposterous for words. 266 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,567 You mean a poltergeist? 267 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,569 Yes, all that stuff. 268 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:19,805 Bogeymen, things that bump in the night. 269 00:14:19,805 --> 00:14:21,541 But we're a modern people. 270 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:23,142 We live in the 20th century. 271 00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:26,445 We don't believe in bogeymen, do we? 272 00:14:26,445 --> 00:14:28,447 Dad, l know what l saw. 273 00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:32,185 That turkey was... was alive. And now it's on the tree. 274 00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:34,220 There's something evil in this place. 275 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:39,458 Whatever it is, we're just going to have to live with it. 276 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,561 Que será será. 277 00:14:41,561 --> 00:14:42,828 Don't say that! 278 00:14:42,828 --> 00:14:45,064 You know, you're a lot like your mother. 279 00:14:45,064 --> 00:14:46,732 Don't say that either. 280 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,601 What do you want me to do-- 281 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:52,138 call the police, or an exorcist? 282 00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:54,140 Oh, maybe l should just let whatever's going on 283 00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:56,175 drive me stark raving bonkers. 284 00:14:56,175 --> 00:14:57,610 Would you like to see that? 285 00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:01,247 See the men in the white suits come and cart me away? 286 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:04,383 Look, l'm doing the only thing that l know how, 287 00:15:04,383 --> 00:15:07,286 and that is to take life as it comes. 288 00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:09,722 And don't lose faith that whatever it is, 289 00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:12,225 it'll work out for the best somehow. 290 00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:15,228 And that's Jack Polo's philosophy of life. 291 00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:17,396 Now it may not be the greatest philosophy, 292 00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:19,365 but it's got me through 50 years, 293 00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:21,230 and l'm going to stick with it. 294 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,205 Sorry. 295 00:15:26,205 --> 00:15:28,040 l shouldn't have criticized you. 296 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,243 No, it's all right. 297 00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:33,312 Children should criticize their parents. 298 00:15:33,312 --> 00:15:35,615 lt's a way of understanding them, hmm? 299 00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:37,606 (Yattering snarls) 300 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:42,021 Did you hear that? 301 00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:46,125 Yes, yes, Amanda, l heard it. 302 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,116 (turkey gobbling) 303 00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,401 Out! Out! 304 00:15:55,401 --> 00:15:57,470 (grunts) 305 00:15:57,470 --> 00:16:01,507 No! Not her! You leave her alone! 306 00:16:01,507 --> 00:16:02,408 (grunts) 307 00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:05,211 Show yourself! Show yourself! 308 00:16:05,211 --> 00:16:07,346 -(Amanda gasps) -Show yourself! 309 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:09,749 (Jack grunting) 310 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:12,118 Show yourself, damn you! 311 00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:14,780 (yelling) 312 00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:23,829 (panting) 313 00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:26,198 Are you okay? 314 00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:29,656 Yes, l'm perfectly all right. 315 00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:35,908 ln fact, l think l might take a walk. 316 00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:37,068 Dad. 317 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,582 Do you care to join me, huh? 318 00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,573 Huh? 319 00:16:58,864 --> 00:17:01,025 (snarling) 320 00:17:09,909 --> 00:17:11,877 (snarling continues) 321 00:17:15,314 --> 00:17:17,509 (thunder crashing) 322 00:17:22,955 --> 00:17:24,490 Beelzebub. 323 00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:26,458 You're about to fail. 324 00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:31,297 But my lord, l'm so close. 325 00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:32,498 Fool! 326 00:17:32,498 --> 00:17:34,400 He's about to go back to his wife. 327 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,401 What? 328 00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:39,305 Back to an orgy of forgiveness and compassion. 329 00:17:39,305 --> 00:17:43,909 And you're wasting your time tearing up Christmas presents. 330 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,478 l'll-l'll stop him. 331 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,313 Don't let him set foot outside the door, 332 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:49,348 or you've lost him. 333 00:17:49,348 --> 00:17:51,851 (echoing): l want him damned! 334 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:53,586 l'll drop by. 335 00:17:53,586 --> 00:17:56,355 And if your mom asks me to stay, maybe l will. 336 00:17:56,355 --> 00:17:57,879 That'd be great. 337 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:11,470 My God, we're locked in! 338 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,937 lt won't let us out! 339 00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,546 l'll tell you what-- 340 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:23,037 (loudly): why don't we try the back door? 341 00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,858 Baby, come on! l got it! 342 00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:42,993 Damn! Fooled by a mortal. 343 00:18:44,437 --> 00:18:46,928 No! 344 00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:53,412 Whoops. 345 00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:55,347 (Amanda shrieks) 346 00:18:55,347 --> 00:18:58,517 Now, you see what you've done? 347 00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,753 You've frightened my daughter. 348 00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:03,122 Now don't you ever do that again. 349 00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:04,457 Hell and damnation. 350 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,759 You hold your tongue. 351 00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:08,561 There's a lady present. 352 00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:10,763 Now, come on, come on. 353 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,164 No tricks, you hear me? 354 00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:13,722 -(Yattering snarls) -Come on. (grunts) 355 00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:19,572 Look, look, look. 356 00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:21,307 Look, look. 357 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:23,342 Look what you've done to my place, huh? 358 00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:25,177 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 359 00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:26,245 What is that? 360 00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:30,115 Oh, it's the thing they sent to claim my soul. 361 00:19:30,115 --> 00:19:34,487 He's a minor, not terribly bright demon 362 00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,988 called the Yattering, l believe. 363 00:19:35,988 --> 00:19:38,123 God, what do we do? 364 00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:41,293 lt's now my slave, isn't that right? 365 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:43,262 YATTERlNG: Yes. 366 00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:45,564 JACK: Yes, what? 367 00:19:45,564 --> 00:19:48,534 Yes, Mr. Polo. 368 00:19:48,534 --> 00:19:49,969 But how? 369 00:19:49,969 --> 00:19:52,563 Very good, very good. 370 00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:56,141 He broke rule one. 371 00:19:56,141 --> 00:20:00,479 Mustn't touch the damned until they're damned. 372 00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:03,415 So now he's mine. 373 00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:04,717 (laughing) 374 00:20:04,717 --> 00:20:06,585 How did you know? 375 00:20:06,585 --> 00:20:10,723 Oh, didn't they tell you why they wanted me damned so bad? 376 00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:13,025 My mother was a witch. 377 00:20:13,025 --> 00:20:14,326 Grandma? 378 00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:15,995 Yes. 379 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:18,931 Now, you get busy and tidy up the place. 380 00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:24,036 And when you're done, you can cook us a nice Christmas dinner. 381 00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:26,338 Yes, master. 382 00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:28,507 You know, they'll never let you into Heaven 383 00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,075 with a demon as a slave. 384 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,577 Oh, never mind that. 385 00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:32,678 Get to work. 386 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:36,081 This place is an unholy mess. 387 00:20:36,081 --> 00:20:38,050 lt's all right. 388 00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,319 We're safe now. 389 00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:43,222 Dad, isn't that true what he just said about Heaven? 390 00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:45,090 Possibly, yes. 391 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,859 But you know what l always say... 392 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,161 (Yattering snarls) 393 00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:51,664 What are you muttering back there, Yat? 394 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:54,656 What is it that l always say? 395 00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:57,836 Que será será? 396 00:20:57,836 --> 00:20:59,235 Right. 397 00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:02,908 Dad... 398 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:05,377 That's what l always say. 399 00:21:05,377 --> 00:21:07,072 (laughing) 400 00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:22,494 NARRATOR: The dark side is always there. 401 00:21:22,494 --> 00:21:25,030 Waiting for us to enter. 402 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:28,267 Waiting to enter us. 403 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:34,934 Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.